whoopie cushion vs. Whoopie Goldberg

Ok...I know that a whoopie cushion isn't cute-but it can be funny! The only thing I find funny about Whoopie Goldberg is that the View actually chose her as new co-host!

Christmas Tree vs. That Guy From America's Got Talent

Remember when Leonid the magnificent said, "to some I could be God, but to others I can be Christmas tree?" Well...I really don't know what to say here(what did his parents do to him when he was younger?!).